two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
