I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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