Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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