Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize