It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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