Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
My bed smells like the plague
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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