she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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