I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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