do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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