Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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