so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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