I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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