her vagine was all disorganized.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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