Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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