I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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