i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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