Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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