garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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