its not stalking. its research.
only if we run a train.
done.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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