im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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