ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Of course I have a pirate flag
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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