i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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