She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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