All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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