had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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