Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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