yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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