The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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