my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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