i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
