wakey wakey hands off snakey
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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