I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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