Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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