we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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