two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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