I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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