But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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