FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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