Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Randomize
