oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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