So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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