so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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