my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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