Banned from zoo.
Again?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
