wake up i wanna do it froggy style
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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