Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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