just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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