If that was your dad, he is hot
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
So many bounce houses so little time
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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