The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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