If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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