Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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